PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, we gotta chat about the true scoop. Being a penguin on our sidelines is more then just observing. It's a whole scene. You got your regular match, sure, but then there's the behind-the-scenes. You see things, you hear things, stuff you wouldn't believe! Say when that forward went barreling into the boards, I swear, it looked like a cartoon. A